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Cwerks Interactive Theatre
P.O. Box 159
Dallas, Oregon
(not Texas)
503-999-1196
888-236-4292
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Singing Telegrams
Price (subject to change, some characters may be more): $50.00 plus mileage
For our singing telegrams, you choose a character from our list (we may also be able to customize) and we gather information from you about the recipient. Our character then delivers a bouquet of six balloons and teases or honors (or a bit of both) the recipient, weaving the information you've given into song and words. The “show” lasts about five minutes--perfect for not embarrassing the person too much!

Singing telegrams are great for all sorts of occasions & ages:
•birthdays      •retirements      •promotions      •graduations
•weddings     •Valentine’s Day                       •just because     
Characters:
(some of them, anyway; others may be lurking around the corner!)

Special Note: all characters RATED G, whether or not children are present.

  • NORMAN THE NERD. He's loud, obnoxious, badly dressed and hilarious.
  • SALOON GAL. Wearing her best purple saloon dress and sporting her thick Texas accent, she is thrilled to see all y'all. If the recipient doesn't know how to do the Cotton-eyed Joe, she'll teach him.
  • AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURER. (male or female) An aussie is always ready for adventure, mate and either one of these is your basic Crocodile Hunter wannabe.
  • ROYALTY. (king or queen) Ready to honor, and give good advice, to anyone.
  • PIRATE. (male or female) Arg, but life at sea be the best, matey. The recipient might be tempted to change careers after a visit from a pirate.

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